by Ducks Credits and Disclaimers: Many thanks to Hanzhi Tang's Teletubbies Site for the Toastmania image, and the "Go Teletubbies" button at the bottom of this story's pages; to the BBC and PBS Teletubbies sites for the slightly unauthorized use of the "official" graphics. From what I understand, I can expect 15 heavily armed men in black trenchcoats to come banging on my door early some morning any day now, ordering me to take these images off... but worry not, I'm ready for them. *evil laugh* The truth is, I wrote this story because I LOVE the Teletubbies almost as much as I love BtVS, and to combine the two in some way was a great honor. Although I somehow doubt the Tubbies people will feel the same... I do not own any of the BtVS characters or the Teletubbies! The Sunnydale Slaying Co. Belong to Joss and his minions. Po & the Teletubbies belong to PBS & the BBC. Can you say: 'Ducks is only doing this for fun, don't sue?' I knew that you could... Dedication: To Scott, who knows how inconvenient it can be to have a cloud in the house... Note: The idea for this fanfic is a funny story in itself. I had one of the Burger King toys - Po, of course - hanging from the rearview mirror of Ducks' American Culture-Mobile (complete with Taco Bell's trusty talking Chihuahua on the dash, and a hanging Tick hang up). Recently, I acquired the infamous "Cheezy looking pewter Buffy stake on a chain". Po's supporting rubber band melted in our particularly delightful summer swelter, so I figured a temporary solution would be to snap his little red butt on the stake chain. Cool. Then, one afternoon, I did some banking with my particularly fearsome blue Bic, and alas, poor Po was scarred by the nasty writing implement -- a diagnonal slash across his sweet little eye. The stake, thankfully, hung helpfully about his neck, and Po the Vampire Slayer was born! I hope to have it fully illustrated sometime in the near future, with my dear art-enabled best friend Scott's assistance. Keep checking back! *Lines surrounded by a single asterisk indicate that creepy know-it-all narrator speaking.* The title graphic was stolen, cut and pasted, and mutilated by me, Ducks © 1999. Actually, I can't copyright it, since I "borrowed" the graphic to begin with... but just so you know how truly clever I am... THIS IS NOT A CHILDRENS' STORY. Mainly because they won't get it. And the bunnies... well, you'll see... |
